I found this article online and it had this and OH MY GOSH IT’S LIKE THEY’RE REACTING TO THE CAPTION
Sherlock’s like, “Omg get me away from this chick where the bloody hell is jawn”
And Molly’s over here being all like “oh yeah i got me a new bitch”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE